one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like
just rest your eyes
we’re all in this together
you are safe here
it will be ok
This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen
this is so accurate
yang is such a cutie i love her
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
demo is SO smart. i see stuff about him being ‘just a drunkard’ or something and i think no. he can play piano and has a knowledge of chemistry and math bc he makes his own bombs. he probably has a college degree, if not several like engie.
just because its not talked about…
Dipper Pines: The boy with the short pants
"Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfortable and easy to wear!"
- 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
- 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
The Anatomy of a mermaid
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:
it just doesnt work
christmas has come early
christ thanks so much
every class is art class if you dont care enough
Except art class. That’s where you do all your other homework.
Ah, see, you’d think that, wouldn’t you? Well actually, as it turns out, English is the official language of Hell.